May 2013
44 posts
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
HOW I DO WELL IN MY TOUGH CLASSES
howdoiputthisgently:
WHEN MY MOM TRIES TO CALL ME DURING FINALS WEEK
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
AND THEN I’M LIKE:
qozxe:
anthonygherkins:
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
bullied:
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
lordoftheinternet:
you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY HAVE A 4.0
howdoiputthisgently:
kyleehenke:
have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
snorlaxatives:
*white girl argument voice* sweetie (:
whoatakeiteasyman:
that one kid in class who thinks they’re funny and feels the need to comment on everything
cheren:
i hate when everyone stares at u whenever u walk into a place like omfg ??? what u want fucker
letyourjourneystart:
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
March 2013
56 posts
twoboobsjohnson:
There’s one part of me that’s like:
You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.
But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:
No.
They both make such good arguments.
gothiethefairy:
when your friend is upset and you’re like
Watchsweet-bitsy:
dietchola:
JESUS CHRIST
I LOVE THIS VIDEO
poynterdougies:
#i #dont #understand #why #people #do #this #on #instagram #you #just #look #stupid #and #annoying #nobody #likes #your #hashtag #paragraph #shut #up #shutup #love #boyfriend #socks #sky #instaSTUPID
